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NEKO-PMC

9 Lives. 0 Mercy. Infinite Precision.

// Executive Summary

Founded in the neon gutters of Neo-Shinjuku, NekoPMC has risen to become the world's premier feline-only private military contractor. While the Megacorps squabble over data, we control the rooftops. We don't just land on our feet; we land on your target.

Night Vision Recon

Equipped with biological 20/20 low-light visual cortexes augmented by Neural-Link 5.0, our scouts see through any digital cloak.

Stealth Infiltration

Silent paws. Liquid movement. Our operatives can bypass any laser-grid by simply being too cute to shoot—or too fast to see.

// Active Squad Leaders

Callsign	Specialization	Threat Level
"WHISKER-ZERO"	Cyber-Warfare & Yarn-Snaring	MAXIMUM
"CALICO-REAPER"	Urban Verticality & Canned Goods Logisitics	CRITICAL
"THE TABBY"	Espionage (Fits in any box)	HIGH

// Tactical Hardware

We invest 80% of our contract earnings into R&D. Current inventory includes:

Laser-Pointer Targeters: High-intensity beams for precision orbital strikes.
Vibrissae Sensors: Mechanical whisker extensions that detect air pressure changes in ventilation shafts.
Catnip-Infused Stimpacks: For 400% increase in reflex speed (Warning: Side effects include localized zoomies).

Secure A Contract

Payment accepted in Bitcoin, Credits, or Grade-A Sashimi.